Through my friend Mearlan I have been granted an unexpected gig at Axe and the Oak whiskey distillery at the Ivywild School in Colorado Springs this coming Tuesday, April 10, 2018. Mr. Mearlan will start around 6 pm. I shall start around 8 pm. Young Abe Lincoln Splitting Rails would like you to attend. He is seen here taking a break and wishing he were having a whiskey, listening to some fine guitar-playing.

The whiskey’s pretty good there, in general. You should have enough that you enjoy the music slightly more, but not so much that you begin to personally identify with every lyric.

A biology teacher told me that a giraffe sleeps only two hours a day. I asked her which one. She said “Ambrose.”